Winalot
A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the 'Winalot Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so, I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
:lol:
people do sometimes ask the daf-*test*-('") questions, so this story is a classic :lol: :lol: :lol:
stella is that what happened to you or did u hear it from someone else
some stupid people
get it all the time at the bus stop too
old woman asked me the other day has the bus come yet i just said to her look love if the bus had come do u think ill be standing here eh
some people
mate sent me it, oldie but goody
If you could lick your own balls, why would you even get out of bed in the morning?
thats hilarious, i know how he felt!