sunday night joke
What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
One is mad cow disease and the other is an agricultural problem.
:twisted:
After a long night of making love a young man rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. He began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he asked.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he enquired.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" he demanded.
The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
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sleep well :twisted:
Love the second one :lol: