speeding
a driver gets pulled for speeding, as the cop ask's his details he ask's what he does for a living, "i'm a bumhole stretcher" replies the driver, "what do you mean??" the cop ask's, "well" he says "1st i put 1 finger in, then 2, then my hand and keep goin untill it's about 6ft", "what the fook would you want with a 6ft arsehole" says the cop....
"Give it a speed gun and a fookin uniform" came the reply..... :lol: