man with black eye
A man walks onto a plane with a black eye, he sits down, minutes later another man comes on with a black eye and sits next to the first man. the first man said to the second, "how did you get your black eye"?, he replied "well at the reception there is a woman with huge jugs and i was meant to say i'll have a first class ticket to pitsburg but I said i'll have a first class ticket to titsburg. how did u get yours"?. "well mine was a bit of a word jumble as well i was meant to say to my wife i'll have another bowl of corn flakes but instead I said f*ck off you f*cking slag you have f*cking ruined my life".
A man walks onto a plane with a black eye, he sits down, minutes later another man comes on with a black eye and sits next to the first man. the first man said to the second, "how did you get your black eye"?, he replied "well at the reception there is a woman with huge jugs and i was meant to say i'll have a first class ticket to pitsburg but I said i'll have a first class ticket to titsburg. how did u get yours"?. "well mine was a bit of a word jumble as well i was meant to say to my wife i'll have another bowl of corn flakes but instead I said f*ck off you f*cking slag you have f*cking ruined my life".