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• favourite flower
• Viz Crap Jokes
• When I was younger..
• Sorry I haven't replied to any threads lately..
• DON'T LISTEN IF YOU ARE DEAF
• I bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day..
• strobe light
• my allotment
• Cheryl Cole
• BeEr DiEt
• zoo joke
• happy birthday prince charles
• donkey
• Get a grip
• Blow Up Dolls
• Heavy Metal Farmer
• Justin Beaver - 'RABIES'
• Say No to Bouncers
• Peanut Butter Jelly Time...Tekno Viking stylee
• Stepping of the pavement
• Pussy Cat
• WONKY EYED DOG
• Horse cheese
• New Bike
• Three mischievious old Grannies
• Zachary
• Just got hit by a rental car (1 2)
• centipede
• Work Harassment?
• tramp box
• here's a few
• The Refrigerator
• Going Deaf
• politically correct!
• Dinner
• bat
• scarecrow
• Rats in the sewer
• A bad horse joke
• fish and chips
• prayers come true :O
• fare revenge
• Blonde mortician
• what do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?
• harley
• Transiting Iraqi Airspace
• an old cowboy!
• its hell to be old!
• poor grandpa
• Little Red Riding Hood
• northerners talk funny!!
• blonde
• a golf ball in the goolies
• aussie joke
• Nolans Strong cheddar
• jewellers
• I've just come out of the Chippy...
• weight trouble???
• THE IRISH DIESEL FITTER
• got into trouble again....
• old bag
• Cool guys don't look at explosions
• The Importance of Colour of Bike Seat!
• Sheep
• snow
• bear on the roof
• Blind 1 legged man
• WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SANTA AND TIGER WOODS?
• WHAT A WASTE!!!
• funnies
• tiger woods xmas family pic..!
• PARLI DELIVERIES
• speeding
• blondes
• Beer plz
• paddy
• Three Nuns
• The Darwin Awards
• Why I fired my Secretary
• pic of coleen and wayne rooneys baby
• ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS
• E Bay
• Three Mice
• The Ex
• War
• Tip of the day
• How to shower like...
• satan
• The Irish
• newcastle united
• Highlander
• Hilarious
• Congratulations Leemadz
• Car is a bit sluggish!
• YORKSHIREMEN
• WIFEY KICKING HUBBIES BUM
• Eczema
• LIFEGUARD TAKES A BREAK
• Start the day with a positive outlook
• Books for the youth of today!!!
• LIFE WORKING AS A PRESS PHOTOGRAPHER
• SGT DELROY SMELLIE
• a little one
• Rhod Gilbert
• AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
• SALES CALLS...........
• I LOVE MY DELL
• MY PARTY TRICK
• Things that make you say........
• Genuine Church Bulletins
• Another blonde joke
• Someone had to post it...
• Urgent:
• porn channel!
• swine flu update!!
• 7 Reasons NOT to take the kids to the Zoo
• Oh To Be 12 Again...
• hooker in vegas
• Some light relief anyone !!!???
• Following on from Spike...
• Inspirational Photos
• Salesman
• SWINE FLU
• photos part 2
• Holy moly!!!!
• ART
• Snatch Wars
• very un pc aussie joke!
• 12 pints of Stella
• viagra
• mood rings
• Gym membership...old but gold
• Washing Machine
• my brothers wife
• What is a shitzu?
• blonde joke
• Meet the parents
• parrot and the barman
• Bin man!
• donald duck
• Jokes only understood in Scotland
• No sex tonight
• The Talking Labrador
• my 1st you tube upload
• bath time
• never lie to the wife
• Push back your testicles
• ski slope
• an old dyslexic joke for femo4
• line up
• crocodile...
• funeral
• sh1te at jokes
• singin onion..
• best eva remote (1 2)
• Man Bummed to Death by Zebra
• Presents for the real Man
• LFC
• Viagra
• Husbands
• Convict
• ulrika
• hotdog anyone
• 3 nurses
• cash and carry
• thank god for friends and family..!!
• airbumming (1 2)
• Xmas (1 2)
• Knockout Punch.
• welsh art gallery no fence tho ;)
• pancakes
• Tesco's
• ill fate!
• little girl sees two teenages havin sex
• evil scotsman
• The worlds hardest riddle (1 2)
• a bucket.........
• joke
• Cop caught attacking cyclist
• Dyno faceplant
• my prank on my mum tonight
• dont look if easily offended
• worst album covers ever?
• Prawn anyone?
• The Pope
• parrot
• Dog died
• Breakdancing kid
• For 50 points name the song
• this cracked me laughing,
• Remi Gaillard - CLASS!!
• oooo
• A legal question
• PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING
• terrorist on plane
• husband and wife
• english man, scotch man and irish man in desert
• Post office workers
• guy with two daughters
• one handed man
• Smells Good
• vegetative state
• beetles
• A Three-legged Dog
• gay man and tatooist
• 7 dwarfs
• man with black eye
• taken this morning at bondi - ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!
• Make mine a double!
• JEREMY KYLE RAPPED FOR SHOWING A GLASWEGIAN
• Hospital Joke
• jim and dave
• check your distributor
• lone ranger and tonto
• 3 mexicans
• New Diet Programme for Men
• Fat chicks
• biker joke
• porn
• The Lone Ranger......
• It could happen to you ..!
• jellyfish bad day
• drunk
• Chuck and Dobbin
• wtf
• Winalot
• Baker
• Man and God
• wii fit bird
• wii rejected games
• The Bacon Tree
• LOL
• weather stone
• zippy and friends
• Sheep lovers at burnerworld
• Beds or Cake
• who wants to be a millionare
• Hell
• a good one
• Burnerworld resident sheep strikes again
• More sheep part 2
• A question to ponder
• More sheep
• nuff said...
• Kidman's finest hour
• pulling the togger
• pole or german
• Good joke
• from a 6 year old
• THE BEST PUT DOWN LINE EVER
• sunday night joke
• For those that experience cold sales calls. ;)
• When logs dont come out as planned
• just when you thought is was safe to go back in the water
• Joke
• morning funnies
• what!!
• stella
• spiderman
• jigsaw
• Class bike!!
• this is hard try i (1 2)
• Girl own3d by gun!
• Jim Carey 'Imposter'
• HAI KARATE (1 2)
• classic! (1 2)
• That time of the night jokes !!
• 5 Minute Management Course
• An Irish Joke - Sorry Mod & Lip!!
• 3 on a motorbike
• How apt!
• Walking past a mental asylum.......by lip
• Scottish Calendar 2008
• SMART ARSE ANSWERS
• "FIND CHUCK NORRIS!"
• Yer Ma!
• rude joke
• Harry Potter
• 2 men
• escaped convict
• single??
• all you can drink for £3.50 all day tomorrow
• He's 25 she's 84
• rogue trader
• she couldn't wait to start spending could she!!!
• WHY I'M KNACKERED
• here's a good one for you guys
• chav
• old joke
• A blond
• A bit of action when you retire .......
• BMW General Lee!!!
• tourists
• barbie
• Poker!
• Elmo
• one for the boys...
• wtf
• How long... [DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED] (1 2)
• Passport Application
• Footy ...erm...water slide
• Jimmy Shand vs 50 Cent
• Remember the Stutter Rap?
• Groovy Ghoulies!!!
• Husband and Wife...
• Lizards
• School 1977 v School 2007
• Car loses all 4 wheels
• light and hard
• Season's Greetings! (1 2)
• Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
• The New American National Anthem sing along guys
• pay attention class
• Wifey
• had to happen
• oxo
• blond joke's
• three blondes
• A little rabbit
• Three dogs are at the vet
• Bra
• sick joke
• key
• Little Johnny
• gym
• Steve Mclaren
• Wonderbra takes on Cadbury's.. And wins..
• tight squeeze
• Croatian Accident Blackspot (youtube vid)
• blonde wife
• owned lol
• prediction
• an octopus
• this is what i've got a burner is doing to me
• you what?
• Funny song AC/DC in bmx vid
• see a pic of santa
• self help
• dentist
• anything to get a pint
• PLANE STUPID
• BLIND FAITH
• Rambo
• unfortunate police advertisment...
• This is NOT a joke!
• Clarkson quotes
• Waste money on a Flesh-light?
• New pants please!
• Arnold Rave
• you thought beard was fast....
• Chinese man
• Irish fella
• Spotted in Guildford
• Peter Kay wisdomisms
• agent picolax
• bad but good
• rude joke for ya - not for children
• Little Johnny
• mrs blobby
• Death?????????
• Doctor
• Football Factwheeze! LMAO!
• another
• bad joke
• accident
• Bucky Gift Pack - even for Glasgow this is scummy (1 2)
• My joke
• Chelsea
• Too much to drink??????
• PHOTOGRAPH SUPERMAN
• Great Dear John letters
• chavs
• Qu'est-ce qui gravite autour de la terre??
• James Bond
• Man accused of having sex with his bicycle.
• my dog
• This one will make your eyes water!!!
• audi quattro
• Gardening!!!
• Sausages!!!
• Cash machines!!!
• job almost done
• joke
• organ
• 5 rules for men to be happy
• a classic joke
• The best engine in the world is....
• Inventor
• Anyone remember???
• Do you like Golf ???
• Glasgow Joke! nb not ny views i was sent this
• The Gay Flight Attendant!!
• Another Blonde Joke!!
• snow white
• Frank Sinatra- Listen!!!
• Helicopter Ride!!!
• Bumbo on you tube
• great joke
• and another
• a good un
• Lesbians are taking over beware.....
• ghost joke
• Bullseye
• CHUCK NORRIS & MR T
• Economic Models explained – with Cows
• This is just freaky
• aaaaaawwwwwww. How cute?
• What a prat
• Not a joke but pretty cool.
• In Court
• Hippy
• Formula 1
• word association game's needed here
• Amusing Friday Work Email
• horse joke
• me
• Anyone else think....
• ???!!!
• My flatmate
• How long...
• I just had to...
• a famous pic of me....
• this is a classic