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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could > arrange a divorce for him. > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the > circumstances, and asked him the following questions: > > Have you any grounds? > - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. > > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? > - It made of concrete. > > I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? > - No, we have carport, and not need one. > > I mean. What are your relations like? > - All my relations still in Poland. > > Is there any infidelity in your marriage? > - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. > > Does your wife beat you up? > - No, I always up before her. > Is your wife a nagger? > - No, she white. > > Why do you want this divorce? > - She going to kill me. > > What makes you think that? > - I got proof. > > What kind of proof? > - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf > in bathroom. > I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could > arrange a divorce for him. > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the > circumstances, and asked him the following questions: > > Have you any grounds? > - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. > > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? > - It made of concrete. > > I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? > - No, we have carport, and not need one. > > I mean. What are your relations like? > - All my relations still in Poland. > > Is there any infidelity in your marriage? > - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. > > Does your wife beat you up? > - No, I always up before her. > Is your wife a nagger? > - No, she white. > > Why do you want this divorce? > - She going to kill me. > > What makes you think that? > - I got proof. > > What kind of proof? > - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf > in bathroom. > I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"