check your distributor
guy is driving through a village when his car breaks down he gets out and pops the bonnet (hood for americans) and while he looks under the bonnet he hears a voice saying check the distributor when he looked up there was only a horse in the field so he looked again and he heard check the distributor and he wiggled it and it started so he got into town and asked for the local mechanic he said ill fix it in the morning so he booked a room at the local inn and when he come down for a pint he told the locals the mysterious story they asked him if it was a white horse or black? he replied a black horse, they said good job because the white one knows f*ck all about cars
guy is driving through a village when his car breaks down he gets out and pops the bonnet (hood for americans) and while he looks under the bonnet he hears a voice saying check the distributor when he looked up there was only a horse in the field so he looked again and he heard check the distributor and he wiggled it and it started so he got into town and asked for the local mechanic he said ill fix it in the morning so he booked a room at the local inn and when he come down for a pint he told the locals the mysterious story they asked him if it was a white horse or black? he replied a black horse, they said good job because the white one knows f*ck all about cars