Beer plz
a bloke walks in from work sits down on the sofa n shouts to his wife "get me a beer before it starts", so in she comes with a beer...
"get me another beer quick before it starts love" moments later she appears with another cold beer....
2mins later "get me another beer quick before it starts babe"...
wife walks in and says "you lazy fat cnut, you come home from work, sit down on yer fat arse shouting for me to stop cookin n bring you beers"...
"Too late, it's fookin started" says the bloke.... :lol: